Just as Mom was taking the turkey out of the oven,  the unbelievable happened… the turkey jumped out of the oven!  I couldn’t believe it but the turkey turned into Michael Jackson! The Michael Jackson turkey did the moonwalk out of the house singing ” Beat It” ! Oh GREAT! Mother said now what are we going to have for Thanksgiving?! Well why don’t we have HAM?! Said Sally May. Well I guess that’s alright. So it’s a plan. Said Mother. It’s a plan! DING DONG!! Rang the doorbell. Oh! Grandma Lou! Grandma Lou come sit down at the dinner table, dinner is almost ready. While everyone was waiting  with their mouths open almost drooling. Then Momma went to the kitchen to start making the ham. Mother put the ham into the oven and KAPOOF… the ham turned into Cupid the Pig and shot Momma with an arrow and fell in love on Thanksgiving!